I am no+t trying to+ seduce yo+u.
Name
Liz
Age
19
Gender
Zodiac
State
Michigan

When I dance, they call me Macarena.

THE FIRST COMMENT ON THE NEW ALBSTRI

A Lesson Before Striding — THE REWRITE

porrimicide:

It’s here! Yay! After a lot of consideration (and guilt, to be honest), I have decided to completely rewrite ALBSTRI. I’ve been wanting to do this for a while, due to the original piece’s fetishization of marginalized groups, especially those in poverty. This was all done for the purpose of the infamous Strider Manpain, which I don’t want to rely on for a good story.

As such, many things are different. Many characters are different. One character has been completely removed from the story, which you will find out about in the first chapter. I know many of you liked that character and the dynamic, but in order to keep things organized and less cluttered, I had to make cuts. 

The original is still available to be read, but it will be taken down soon. This is just so fans of the original work have time to see the latest announcement and can come here to read the new version.

Anyway! The first chapter has been posted! 

You can start A Lesson Before Striding from the beginning here.

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diamoncls:

dumbfollower:

diamoncls:

a roadtrip where you get to see all the friends youve made online

what about your friends overseas?

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Please reblog the new ALBSTRI

I’d like to catch as many of my old fans as possible (those who are still interested, anyway), and signal boosting seems to be the best way to go. Please reblog the new ALBSTRI!

Here’s a link to reblog the post.

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A Lesson Before Striding — THE REWRITE

It’s here! Yay! After a lot of consideration (and guilt, to be honest), I have decided to completely rewrite ALBSTRI. I’ve been wanting to do this for a while, due to the original piece’s fetishization of marginalized groups, especially those in poverty. This was all done for the purpose of the infamous Strider Manpain, which I don’t want to rely on for a good story.

As such, many things are different. Many characters are different. One character has been completely removed from the story, which you will find out about in the first chapter. I know many of you liked that character and the dynamic, but in order to keep things organized and less cluttered, I had to make cuts. 

The original is still available to be read, but it will be taken down soon. This is just so fans of the original work have time to see the latest announcement and can come here to read the new version.

Anyway! The first chapter has been posted! 

You can start A Lesson Before Striding from the beginning here.

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theassofremylebeau:

Best lesson from a Disney movie

This is an underrated movie

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nightcloak:

they are such a couple

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oh look more humanstuck vantas bros

miraculoustang:

reopening this putrid au with a shitty school drawingimageimage

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arijandro:

YOU DON’T DESERVE MY NAME
YOU DON’T DESERVE EVEN THE THOUGHT OF ME

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Anonymous
oh, i just checked your fanfic blog's fanfic info and saw that it said you dropped it.. sorry to bother you. you're an amazing writer, by the way. it really was a (painful) pleasure to get to read your work! thank you for sharing your lovely writing with me and all your other fans! i hope you have a nice day tomorrow!

Thank you very much! Although I won’t be completing OHAC, I do hope you will read and enjoy my other fanfics. uwu

arijandro:

YOU DON’T DESERVE MY NAME
YOU DON’T DESERVE EVEN THE THOUGHT OF ME

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soburin:

look how silly this is! oh my god? you have to like do— oh. oh, oooh. oh. oh, oh, oooh. ooooooooOOOOO. ooooka— arin, don’t leave..! arin doNT— aaaaAAARIIIIInnn, I LOVE OYOOOOOO— NO, IM FUCKIGN DONE!!!!  IM F UCKING DONE!! no youre not! THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!! im gonn a c— THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! wh i cant— i C ANT  C GET OFF!! WHAT IS TH IS ?!?!??!??I CA NT GET OFF!!!! WH AT IS THIS??!????? IM STUCK!! WHAT IS M Y LIFE?? ahhAaAHHA— I CAN T DO IT , JOn>. I CANT EeE— I CANT FUCKIGN D O IT., I TELL YOU W H AT ARIN, YOU CAN G I VE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN sEE IT OUt, BECAUSE I CERTIANLY CANT DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND I KNOW YOU CANT DO IT WITHOTU ME .i appreciate it, BUT LOOK AT  WH AT WE’RE DEALING WITH MAN!!!ahha„ ARin-YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!! YOU  GOTTA DRAW THE F UCKING LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE., WE GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. YOU GOOTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF A ND SAY,WWHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?? NOT FUCKING TH IS!!!!!! AaaaAAAA  IM S U P ERMAN I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!! I BE LE ei eve, arin that was a beautiful little moment we just had. i think a both of us got a little heated? —a aaahh…— and we should apologize to each other. its because we’re in a lava stage, dude. —yUO JUST COME BA CK ALL CALM ‘its because we’re in a lava stage, dude.’ that was beautiful, arin, that was like poetry.

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sassmaster-arjay:

lilamedusa:

basedmarina:

itstimeforfeminism:

calendar—girl:

girlsgetbusyzine:

writeswrongs:

cumaeansibyl:

coffeeandconlangs:

Unnecessary “fillers” in our speech. I’d rather have “like” than up-talking, though (if we had to choose one, that is). Ewwww, up-talking. Then again, a combination of the two would render me homicidal maniac.


Like, did you ever notice? That, like, the speech patterns people, like, think are stupid?  Are, like, commonly associated with, like, women?
And, like, there’s this thing? Where, like, women aren’t supposed to be, like, assertive? So they, like, qualify their speech? Because, like, we’re not supposed to, like, stand by our opinions?

1) humiliate women so they don’t feel qualified to speak authoritatively about anything
2) humiliate women for speaking in such a way that reflects how you treat her
3) laugh, you are superior because you don’t use words like “like.”  It isn’t as if being a huge stupid asshole has ever made you worse than a woman who speaks with verbal tics.  

The nail. It is hit on the head.


THEY DIDN’T EVEN FUCKING SPELL ACADEMY RIGHT

Also, fuck you, ALA. Linguistics aren’t meant to be prescriptive. 

They misspelled awareness too

sassmaster-arjay:

lilamedusa:

basedmarina:

itstimeforfeminism:

calendar—girl:

girlsgetbusyzine:

writeswrongs:

cumaeansibyl:

coffeeandconlangs:

Unnecessary “fillers” in our speech. I’d rather have “like” than up-talking, though (if we had to choose one, that is). Ewwww, up-talking. Then again, a combination of the two would render me homicidal maniac.

Like, did you ever notice? That, like, the speech patterns people, like, think are stupid?  Are, like, commonly associated with, like, women?

And, like, there’s this thing? Where, like, women aren’t supposed to be, like, assertive? So they, like, qualify their speech? Because, like, we’re not supposed to, like, stand by our opinions?

1) humiliate women so they don’t feel qualified to speak authoritatively about anything

2) humiliate women for speaking in such a way that reflects how you treat her

3) laugh, you are superior because you don’t use words like “like.”  It isn’t as if being a huge stupid asshole has ever made you worse than a woman who speaks with verbal tics.  

The nail. It is hit on the head.

THEY DIDN’T EVEN FUCKING SPELL ACADEMY RIGHT

Also, fuck you, ALA. Linguistics aren’t meant to be prescriptive. 

They misspelled awareness too

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blazefoxette:

This is my favourite part of being a bird momma :’)

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relatabledragonageconfessions:

“i want cassandra to kick my gay ass” - Anonymous

relatabledragonageconfessions:

i want cassandra to kick my gay ass” - Anonymous

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