I am no+t trying to+ seduce yo+u.
Name
Liz
Age
19
Gender
cis♀
Zodiac
State
Michigan

When I dance, they call me Macarena.

thatsonofamitch:

svveden:

when somebody jokes about your insecurities

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when someone jokes about your friends’ insecurities

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i didnt get the chicken leg and instead got a popsicle #regret

Posted 8 hours ago with 1 note

i may be a piece of shit but at least i would never deny a trans child a binder or bra

it’s 2 am and i want a chikcen leg from the fridge but i have to pass my brother to get to it

Posted 8 hours ago with 1 note

sheikofthesheikah replied to your post: i’m problematic because i say really s…

im problematic because i think problematic is a stupid word and tend to disregard shit when people say it during conversation. lmfao.

i know exactly what this needs

i’m problematic because i say really stupid conceited shit a lot but at the same time i was an asshole in the first place

Posted 8 hours ago with 2 notes

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

a lot of people are burned out on emoticons but one that ill never get tired of is :> because it looks like youre being talked to by a friendly bird

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birdicons, for birds

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baroquen-sol:

seerofsarcasm:

confusedtree:

dspazdoesntcare:

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

Reblogged 8 hours ago from adorabubbl--es with 200,516 notes

sailershanty replied to your post: wow listen to me “oh man im so educate…

I wasn’t gonna say shit lmfao

so basically you just

Posted 8 hours ago with 2 notes
parents-vs-esports:

MY FAVORITE DRINK

parents-vs-esports:

MY FAVORITE DRINK

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aleatoryw:

justsomecrazydreamer:

Glamour finally speaking my language

FICS BEFORE DICKS

aleatoryw:

justsomecrazydreamer:

Glamour finally speaking my language

FICS BEFORE DICKS

Reblogged 8 hours ago from makiishimachan with 68,852 notes

chromeofficial:

textbook: $250

me: chill

Reblogged 8 hours ago from cronuslampora with 46,702 notes

wow listen to me “oh man im so educated ebecause i took a fuckign college course” that was the most pretentious shit to ever come out of my mouth DAMN

Posted 8 hours ago with 3 notes

on a serious note, last semester i did take a professional college course called Oppression: Roots and Impact and it was all about oppression, privilege, etc. it was literally a course about social justice and i learned so much shit

by no means am i a master, and at the root of my being i am problematic in a lot of ways (just as everyone else is), i am privileged, and in several points in my life i have been an oppressor

but i guarantee i know a lot more about it than a lot of people who have ever gotten up in my face about social justice and let me tell you it is hilarious watching children squirm and grasp at straws online

Posted 8 hours ago with 1 note

wanna know the answer to that question? the answer is that you shouldn’t waste your breath lecturing someone who is balls deep in social justice and instead expend your energy lecturing people who havent invested college credits and time and money into being educated about social justice #swerve

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