lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
i don’t watch dang rope or know much about the characters but this
is so fucking funny because the pigtailed girl was just fucking speared all over the place and the chick on the left reacts like an appropriate human being but paleface mcgee over there looks like she just noticed a slight dent in her car bumper and is wondering how it got there